Alarm Clock

Bringing u a short article for today's post. Yea, it is written by me... xD

Alarm Clock

How many alarm clock that u have been murdered? or u felt hatred over ur alarm clock?

Alarm Clock is a device, invented by a very genius fella so that u wont oversleep or late for some important events. In fact, u can find alarm clock anywhere, anytime, anyplace but did u know how many alarm clock dead in one month? Reports and survey shows that, nearly 100 000++ alarm clock die every month, results from the violent, untolerate user. My question is, does alarm clock done anything wrong or sin towards u?

If u said, he destroy my sweet dream:
It is ur fault to dream at the wrong time, u r sleeping for 8 hours a day, y should u be dreamming at the last 15 mins? (sounds like we can control the dream.. xD)

If u said, it is sunday, let me rest more:
It is ur fault to set the alarm ringing at sunday.

If u said, it is annoying:
It is ur fault for not setting the alarm clock to be different ring tone.

And where is the alarm clock's fault? He is an innocent one here and yet, u r still trying to stuff him with ur sin. Just try to imagine a world without alarm clock; yes, u might say, it will be peaceful but that just a short terms. In long terms, u will be missing a lot of important stuff, making u feel empty in the end just because u love no alarm clocks. If u r saying im wrong, think again...

So, start today by thanking ur alarm clock instead of scold/abuse/rape it.

p/s : When an alarm clock wakes u, u should knee down and bow towards the alarm clock and say thank u.Repeat several times to show him, that u r thankful. Make sure ur head doesnt higher than the clock's head.

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